Matt Loter

@RealMattLoter

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  1. 4 Sep 2016

    Destroyer Dogss on : Visually similar, yet legally distinct.

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  2. 4 Sep 2016

    Straight doggin (@ Destroyer Dogss) on

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  3. Retweeted
    30 Aug 2014

    If you are wondering what did the next hour after ep #40, check out @fortressat episode with at

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  4. 22 Aug 2013

    Drinking in the shower before we head out to a fetish party.

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  5. 9 Jul 2013

    I'm like the Malcolm X of butt touching.

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  6. 6 Jul 2013

    It would be really rad if you all went and followed Prettiest Princess Games, my new publishing project:

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  7. 2 Jul 2013

    Digital suppositories are changing the music industry. MP3s in your butt!

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  8. 29 Jun 2013

    Celebrating pride by marrying the fuck out of some gay couples, going swimming, riding my bike, BBQ and playing D&D!

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  9. 24 Jun 2013

    Making out, giving haircuts and drinking in the shower. Fuck yeah summer! Fuck yeah life!

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  10. 21 Jun 2013

    "Get rad, I wanna fuck you!" The Boy is the voice of our generation!

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  11. 21 Jun 2013

    "Hey, lemme see you twerk it! I can twerk my butt on your butt while you twerk it!" - The Boy

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  12. 13 Jun 2013

    B Styles likes it tight around his deck.

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  13. 1 Jun 2013

    Almost just pissed all over my tie. I love doing weddings! !

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  14. 1 Jun 2013

    Girl, if I could superglue my tongue to you... We'd both have a really hard time getting a job!

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  15. 30 May 2013

    Beware the foreskin troll! "If you wanna do the roll, you must pay the toll!"

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  16. 29 May 2013

    Trish just told me she thinks push-ups are hot. In other news, I just did 800 push-ups...

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  17. 29 May 2013

    Rode around 8-10 miles for errands today. Bout to head out for 20-25 more for fun! Summer rules!

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  18. 26 May 2013

    The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole vs The Bi-Curious Case of Benjamin Buttfucking. Go!

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  19. 24 May 2013

    My mom wants to know if I dream about having sex on the back of a flying dinosaur. Welcome home!

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  20. 24 May 2013

    The last 10 days have been surreal in how amazing everything has been. New friends, new places, new experiences. LOVE LIFE!

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  21. 23 May 2013

    Heading to the bar for breakfast. Gonna miss Vancouver and the Met!

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  22. 22 May 2013

    Oh, 20 beers tonight. Uhhh guess that just nannied

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  23. 21 May 2013

    Girls don't want to fuck a dude they just watched eat a taco.

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  24. 20 May 2013

    All I want to do lately is drink, make out, work out and play games. Really, it's all I ever wanted to do but now I'm disciplined! Love Life

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  25. 19 May 2013

    Bitches love Mario Kart. And drinking. And me.

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  26. 19 May 2013

    Credit card roulette for a $500+ bill? Uhhh ok?

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  27. 18 May 2013

    BRB, got this quick errand... Hey, you guys want one of these special granola bars my friend made?

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  28. 17 May 2013

    We forgot about food but we sure did drink a lot of beer so far... Working!

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  29. 17 May 2013

    I love Dropbox because they give me free space if you sign up through this link. Yeah spammmmm!

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  30. 16 May 2013

    It's always the fucking banjo players!

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  31. 14 May 2013

    Vancouver is awesome so far. Dudes are cool, had some amazing French duck dinner and am super stoked for the rest of the time here!

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  32. 14 May 2013

    Why the fuck are all these people awake? Don't they know its almost 6am! Time for bed people! Do you not have jobs?

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  33. 14 May 2013

    420 am... A few dudes came by and handed out joints to everyone in the airport. For serious. I swear! Def wish I was asleep though...

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  34. 13 May 2013

    Gonna open a breakfast spot; Where Bagels Dare!

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  35. 13 May 2013

    See you in a couple weeks New Haven. What's up Vancouver! (But first, overnight at LaGuardia!)

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  36. 12 May 2013

    According to Trish, a popular high school prank among dudes is to take someone's toothbrush and put it in their butt. Surprise!

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  37. 11 May 2013

    I love doing weddings!

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  38. 9 May 2013

    Just saw two cats run away from each other. Trish and I, at the same time, both said something bout em probably fucking. Love her!

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  39. 8 May 2013

    Just spent the last hour telling my therapist how awesome life is. Won't be seeing that cat again till next month!

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  40. 8 May 2013

    When the worst thing in my life is being bummed that its raining and I can't go for a bike ride, I feel like I'm king of the world!

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  41. 4 May 2013

    Just did a wedding at the beach, bout to follow up with a 20 mile ride since I'm up here already. Noticed I forgot my change of clothes...

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  42. 2 May 2013

    Motivation tip: think about hot butts and you will work out way harder. (Pun not intended but still totally awesome)

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  43. 30 Apr 2013

    Very disappointed in apple autocorrect trying to change cockring into cockfighting. Society is fucked up.

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  44. 28 Apr 2013

    Despite not having any "huge" events, this last month or so has been one of the best of my life. Thanks to everyone who's been a part of it!

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  45. 24 Apr 2013

    Maritime on the headphones, sun shining, speeding along the rails; perfect moments.

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  46. 24 Apr 2013

    The power of awesome friends can never be underestimated. I'm a lucky dude.

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  47. 17 Apr 2013

    Throwing out old underwear gives me the same feeling as throwing out Christmas wrapping paper.

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  48. 15 Apr 2013

    Laying in bed, Trish is singing 1st of tha Month. I should indeed get up, get up, get up. But it is the 15th of the month.

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  49. 7 Apr 2013

    I want to get a pet goat, name him Spudz MacKenzie, & give him sunglasses. He will subsist exclusively on bikinis. A true party goat.

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  50. 5 Apr 2013

    There is nothing hotter than someone doing sexy things to/for you they don't enjoy out of sense of obligation.

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  51. 4 Apr 2013

    It's just bad luck to go back in time and kill someone while they're jerking off.

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  52. 3 Apr 2013

    LAuokf@@ pn@ tjd@ flooris@togllu@legit

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  53. 3 Apr 2013

    That point by uvev the evening when toy have trouble standing

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  54. 3 Apr 2013

    I cannot believe how much recorded material Against Me! has. Been playing it on Spotify shuffle for like 7 hours today.

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  55. 1 Apr 2013

    Get in on the ground floor and earn some amazing rewards! It's already blowing up!

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  56. 31 Mar 2013

    Woke up, shredded an awesome egg hunt & party. then played blasphemous Easter themed Dungeon Crawl Classics one off. Great day!

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  57. 31 Mar 2013

    "Standing son hats work" went to tweet something else, this was left on here unsent from last night... Oh.

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  58. 30 Mar 2013

    Further update! Greg is. A fgwntle and a chilar

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  59. 30 Mar 2013

    Update: Greg is full of trusty and cum

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  60. 30 Mar 2013

    Approaching 1 gallon of beer. It's just past 9pm. Tonight is gonna be an adventure!

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  61. 30 Mar 2013

    Miya's is the greyest restaurants in t e world! Asp Greg is a liar

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  62. 29 Mar 2013

    According to my mom I'm an Elton John loving sex machine. Thanks?

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  63. 29 Mar 2013

    My mom on naming sexually themed Boardgames: Sexy Boy, Sexy Girl. After Midnight.

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  64. 29 Mar 2013

    Just walked 4 miles in the sunshine. Had a bacon egg and cheese, shower. Nap incoming.Later: best dudes! Today started great, gettin better!

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  65. 29 Mar 2013

    Someone meet me at the Stamford train station with a bacon, egg & cheese! Maybe hook up a ride/hangs too? Or maybe I just take a nap.

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  66. 29 Mar 2013

    I was going to post updates but then I remembered I'm too busy actually being awesome to bother pulling up my phone in the middle of fun.

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  67. 28 Mar 2013

    Really shouldn't have had all that whiskey before getting on the train... Now I just want more and can't do anything about it!

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  68. 28 Mar 2013

    Oh snap, set my twitter back up on my phone! Just in time for a whole lot of drinking adventures... Stay tuned for the magic!

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  69. 25 Sep 2012

    Hey dude, are you into like set collection games? Sure, blonde, brunette and red head!

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  70. 23 Sep 2012

    Home before midnight for the first time in a month. I don't know what to do with myself... I think I'm gonna just go to sleep?

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  71. 3 Sep 2012

    Sixteen hour day

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  72. 1 Sep 2012

    Wedding on a boat... First we get flashed. Then we get mooned. Is this what the sea is about? Sailing!

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  73. 31 Aug 2012

    Yup, def just washed my hair with dog shampoo. Silky AND smooth!

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  74. 15 Aug 2012

    Whoops! Totally drunk!

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  75. 9 Aug 2012

    On my being the boss - "You look more like Judith Light than Tony Danza." -Ania. Thanks?

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  76. 1 Aug 2012

    Game of Thrones fans demand moar dick! Hodor! Rattleshirt's rattlebone! Is Chick Fil A sponsoring the show now? Get it together GRR!

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  77. 31 Jul 2012

    The entire Spiderman cannon has been so successful because it's really just a metaphor about jerking it.

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  78. 30 Jul 2012

    Initials up on Adams Family pinball? Oh yeaaaaaaahh!

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  79. 28 Jul 2012

    Also, yahhhhhhhhh

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  80. 28 Jul 2012

    Indismt@elaamm@tomher@thism deunk

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  81. 28 Jul 2012

    Freeeesoooooon! America?!!!..~<\

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  82. 28 Jul 2012

    Fact: I am rewallybdrinn in. Brooklyn and getting a backlit egg and success. UHhhhhhhh

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  83. 27 Jul 2012

    Roller coaster summer. Can't get enough!

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  84. 17 Jul 2012

    I had too much fun today to take any photos. Much as I would like a couple, I'm way more stoked on living hard than reliving hard!

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  85. 17 Jul 2012

    Lake Compounce has some awesome coasters. We got season passes, friends, just let's us know when you wanna go with!

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  86. 10 Jul 2012

    You know you've had a great couple days of pinball when you have trouble making a fist... Or posting to twitter from your phone...

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  87. 9 Jul 2012

    So this is a thing...

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  88. 9 Jul 2012

    View from the hotel room. Bout to shred some pinball!

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  89. 6 Jul 2012

    Maybe I take wormhole, maybe I don't...

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  90. 6 Jul 2012

    Just had a dream I was hanging poolside with Warner Herzog. We discussed him making a film about me jumping off a ladder into the pool.

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  91. 4 Jul 2012

    America as fuck. Viva Mexico!

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  92. 29 Jun 2012

    Today started out pretty drunk and only got drunkerer. Summer time?

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  93. 29 Jun 2012

    Beer for breakfast. Yup. Morning weddings can be pretty awesome sometimes!

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  94. 22 Jun 2012

    wedding in rain, took my shirt off to get dry. Hot bride says "If I didn't just get married I'd fuck you"Tried to pay me extra, dude said no

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  95. 20 Jun 2012

    Totally shredded but the last 24 hours have been pretty awesome. Singing songs, party vibes and gay X-Men!

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  96. 19 Jun 2012

    Train to NYC to prepare (drink a lot!) for the big Marvel wedding tomorrow morning. Super stoked but I'm not looking forward to waking up!

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  97. 16 Jun 2012

    Much as I love him, waking up next to naked ladies is a lot better than waking up next to Josh Look.

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  98. 15 Jun 2012

    If anyone likes getting drunk and playing Rock Band in their underwear, you probably want to come over ASAP!

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  99. 15 Jun 2012

    Visiting Trish at the restaurant can be a dangerous thing when you can just help yourself at the tap... Totally refueled on sushi and beer!

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  100. 15 Jun 2012

    It's good to be home but man do I miss living in a fantasy world of good times and good friends 24/7.

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  101. 15 Jun 2012

    When I see that New York City skyline...

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  102. 15 Jun 2012

    Just dreamt that we picked up a hitchhiking bear and he kept trying to nibble on my hand in the back seat while I napped.

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  103. 14 Jun 2012

    You like it when girls rock a landing strip? Nah motherfucker, it's all about the rumble strip!

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  104. 14 Jun 2012

    PS: Truckers, you're the fucking worst.

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  105. 14 Jun 2012

    Virginia is for lovers. Of shit. And racists.

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  106. 14 Jun 2012

    Hey Fox, where are the headlights? I can't find my seatbelt!

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  107. 14 Jun 2012

    Josh Look: "Hey, sorry, I just realized I ordered the chicken sandwich but I ate half this cheeseburger instead. Can I get my chicken?"

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  108. 14 Jun 2012

    On the way home from AveryFest. Just 16 hours of driving and laughing my balls off left.

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  109. 14 Jun 2012

    Mob talk: Kiss the ring or I'm gonna whack you off!

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  110. 14 Jun 2012

    Oh no! Squeezy just got killed by an undead carnie! Even my silver hatchet man charm couldn't save me!

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  111. 14 Jun 2012

    Chris got butt rash but he was still able to buy a pistol and a 2 liter of Faygo...

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  112. 14 Jun 2012

    Juggalettes holla back! B Styles tried to slap a bitch but I stabbed him in the junk. And I'm rich motherfucker!

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  113. 13 Jun 2012

    There is no act between a couple more intimate and beautiful than farting into each other's asses.

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  114. 13 Jun 2012

    In A Game of Thrones when a man is down, you always kick him!

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  115. 12 Jun 2012

    Important update: I think I'm stuck in a swing somewhere in Atlanta. Anyone local wants to rescue me that would be cool...

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  116. 12 Jun 2012

    Lovin life in Hotlanta!

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  117. 12 Jun 2012

    It's a great age to be when hot 20 year olds don't make you feel like a creep but 45 year old hot single moms start to look pretty good too!

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  118. 12 Jun 2012

    Oh, what a fucking surprise... Executed in TI3!

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  119. 12 Jun 2012

    Sitting outside playing King of Tokyo, watching hot moms play tennis and go swimming, bout to hit up some TI3. Straight aces!

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  120. 12 Jun 2012

    On this day 29 years ago, Billy Z sprung fully formed from the head of Zeus. Then he rode off on a mechanical unicorn to save Europe!

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  121. 11 Jun 2012

    Turns out, Bruce Willis was a vagina the whole movie and didn't know it!

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  122. 11 Jun 2012

    America doesn't negotiate with Ken B

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  123. 11 Jun 2012

    Why does Ken B have such a small deck?

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  124. 11 Jun 2012

    Hey high school! I tried a clove cigarette, spoiler alert: it's still gross! However this Mikes is pretty good...

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  125. 11 Jun 2012

    What kind of man invites you to his home and doesn't have cocaine?

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  126. 11 Jun 2012

    Pronouncement: John Clowdus is a fucking awesome dude.

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  127. 11 Jun 2012

    I only want to watch movies I can reenact on the playground or quote to make people laugh.

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  128. 11 Jun 2012

    Chaos in the Old World motherfucker, do you play it? Did you see a sign outside that says dead Nurgle storage? No, you didn't.

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  129. 11 Jun 2012

    Apparently black out in a can makes you crappier at the twitters too...

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  130. 11 Jun 2012

    Banned FourLoko, I'm gonna go raid some panties and skip philosophy! It's time for me to "experiment"...

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  131. 11 Jun 2012

    John Clowdus just showed up with a bunch of FourLoko and we're about to start Chaos in the Old World. Things are about to get real serious.

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  132. 11 Jun 2012

    Josh Look hates your freedom and drives a dump truck full of dicks.

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  133. 11 Jun 2012

    Gwen Stefani's line of girls tank tops may be cute, but they run pretty small...

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  134. 11 Jun 2012

    I love that MARTA stops look like little gay pride signs all over Atlanta.

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  135. 11 Jun 2012

    At home we sometimes see deer in the back yard. This morning in Hotlanta we see peacocks. I still showed them up. Tank tops > feathers.

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  136. 10 Jun 2012

    B Styles snores like a beast. I'm going to pretend he's a friendly dragon and we're on an adventure, camping in a mountain treasure cave.

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  137. 10 Jun 2012

    Bitches love humping Matt Loter when they get all wound up before bed!

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  138. 10 Jun 2012

    I think it's a big moment in a gentleman's life when he officially wears out his keychain bottle opener. Gotta find a new one ASAP!

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  139. 10 Jun 2012

    Arrived in Hotlanta. Met a cool dog. Ate Pho. Bout to play games and drink beer. Life rules.

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  140. 10 Jun 2012

    Revelation: Billy Z kinda talks like he's in Stand and Deliver.

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  141. 10 Jun 2012

    Are priests driving Chevy Tahoes the new candy van?

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  142. 10 Jun 2012

    JRs in North Carolina? Yeah, those 100 billboards on the way down are totally full of shit. Place is a hillbilly Ocean State Job Lot.

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  143. 10 Jun 2012

    PS: Totally live tweeting our gaming adventure week. Follow RealMattLoter if you're into that sort of thing. Otherwise, uhh sorry! WATTO!

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  144. 10 Jun 2012

    Nothing gets you in an AT gaming mood like Saves the Day (Josh), Lana Del Rey (B Styles) & Ke$ha (me)! Only 30mi to giant cigars and Jesus!

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  145. 10 Jun 2012

    Shitting on the road with three weirdos? Stop at 2 gas stations and the McDs in a row so no one gets sloppy seconds from a friends business.

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  146. 10 Jun 2012

    Drifting in and out of sleep to The Get Up Kids, blasting down the interstate in Virginia. Memories of some of the best days of my life...

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  147. 10 Jun 2012

    Jerk Look: 4 wrong turns in 5 mins, doesn't know how to pump gas. Dude is a true road warrior.

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  148. 10 Jun 2012

    Josh Look: totally a good idea to start a 12 hour drive on 4 hours of sleep.

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  149. 8 Jun 2012

    Avengers thoughts: Black Widow & Thor... Now that's a team up I'd love to join!

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  150. 12 May 2012

    Oh man... I did not mean to get this drunk at all! Thanks a lot Captain Carlo! YYYYYYYYYYYYyssssssaaaaaaasd

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  151. 11 May 2012

    "Nice Carabiners hoodie, you work there? I wanna go climb." -dude "Well see, what you should really do is check out Prime Climb..." -Me

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  152. 3 May 2012

    Turns out I have "severe bone bruising" in my wrist. No surgery! Just gonna take time, and I can use it, it will just hurt. A lot.

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  153. 1 May 2012

    You know it's gonna be a great wedding when you finish a six pack before the ceremony even starts!

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    23 Apr 2012

    I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

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  155. 18 Apr 2012

    Just finished 2 days of setting with Molly Beard. Her biggest advice? Trust in my awesome setting more! Super stoked!

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  156. 15 Apr 2012

    11am. Drinking PBR. Bout to go crabbing. Working at Miya's is really hard...

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  157. 13 Apr 2012

    Is noon too early to get a boner from TV? We'll have boner blankets for communal Game of Thrones viewing.

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  158. 13 Apr 2012

    I would totally buy a new front door for Kelly Lebrock.

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  159. 9 Apr 2012

    "It's a Greg upgrade!"

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  160. 9 Apr 2012

    Just got to Miyas. Anyone that's wants to come hang, do it!

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  161. 9 Apr 2012

    Just finished drunken Rock Band. Heading to Miyas. Evening Birthday mode ACTIVATE!

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  162. 9 Apr 2012

    Fucking is a lot like geology; it's all about heat and pressure! And taking a reaaaaaaaly long time...

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  163. 8 Apr 2012

    There's no I in you... But how bout we try and shatter the foundations of English phonetics together?

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  164. 8 Apr 2012

    Totally left the club after 15 mins cause I realized I stank like hot onions, ran down the block, put deodorant on in the Shaws parking lot!

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  165. 6 Apr 2012

    I DESTROY CROTCHES!

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  166. 5 Apr 2012

    Pretty stoked to run new play test stuff tomorrow night.

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  167. 5 Apr 2012

    Fun game: sit in a hotel lobby and play spot the PAX nerd. Really low DCs on this skill challenge though...

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  168. 5 Apr 2012

    Bout to leave for PAX. This is the first time in my life where I feel like I have all this work to do still and actually care about it. Odd.

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  169. 3 Apr 2012

    "There are various eyes. Even the Sphinx has eyes: and as a result there are various truths, and as a result there is no truth."

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  170. 2 Apr 2012

    Totally stoked for Adult Climbing League tonight at Prime Climb!

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  171. 31 Mar 2012

    My suggestion of polyamory as a good way for us to help pay the mortgage was not given proper consideration. I was told to get another job.

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  172. Retweeted
    29 Mar 2012

    It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

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  173. 24 Mar 2012

    Drunk and visiting taco city... Only tonight instead of gamer nerds, it was hot tubs and naked ladies! Yeaaaaaaaaah!

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  174. 24 Mar 2012

    I like my drinks like I like my women; Happening and easy!

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  175. 24 Mar 2012

    Trying to get motivated to go jump in the ocean and run a few miles.

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  176. 22 Mar 2012

    Foxwoods should open a strip club; The Wiggle Wam!

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  177. 20 Mar 2012

    Getting an ultrasound on your nuts from a mega hot doctor is an odd experience...

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  178. 18 Mar 2012

    Billy Zavos: Every day he's shuffling!

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  179. 18 Mar 2012

    Important note: I'm really drunk today cause I'm awesome. Not cause I give a fuck about leprechauns. Erin Go the fuck home already!

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  180. 18 Mar 2012

    I love my gaming friends. They are real deal actual friends, not just some "hobby pal" bullshit. Also: I'm druuuuunk!

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  181. 17 Mar 2012

    Welcome to the FATCast, I'm Matt Loter and I was gonna leave it in.

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  182. 16 Mar 2012

    Imagine: Paul Stanley introducing The Smiths on tour... Some bands, they let their light go out, but let me tell you about this light!

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  183. 16 Mar 2012

    Dead up, we just ordered 36 tacos.

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  184. 11 Mar 2012

    Standing naked in my friends kitchen pre-hot tub. "Here you can put this towel on" :Puts towel over shoulders around neck: Thanks!

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  185. 10 Mar 2012

    "So I find myself at the Taco Bell drive thru at 2am, you're drunk and in a ludicrous fur coat. I guess I love you." -Trish

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  186. 8 Mar 2012

    Why Yosiell is one of my favorite dudes: RT two things I pound Butts & Brews!!

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  187. 8 Mar 2012

    Three things I break: Bones, rules & hearts.

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  188. 8 Mar 2012

    Oh no! I think a little pee came out! Be about it friends:

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  189. 7 Mar 2012

    Hey great idea: tattoo the back of your knee... Or, don't cause it's the worst idea ever!

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  190. 7 Mar 2012
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    So, I was making a joke about the gay hook up app, Grindr. Guess there is also a real meat product with the same name? Fun!

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  191. 7 Mar 2012
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    I vastly prefer Grindr.

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  192. 4 Mar 2012
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    Our pitbulls LOVE apples and carrots. And babies. Alternate joke: And Elton John.

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  193. 4 Mar 2012

    Yiayia wisdom: "Don't get a beer belly or you won't be able to satisfy your wife properly." Opa!

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  194. 4 Mar 2012

    My Yiayia upon getting an iPad for her birthday: "Oh goodie! Now I can meet men from anywhere in the house!"

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  195. 4 Mar 2012
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    You mean you'll die for cake with Ragu on top? Chicago sauce bread may taste alright, but it ain't pizza! !

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  196. 4 Mar 2012
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    Chicago: best pizza? You may know comics, but when it comes to pizza, you sir are a fool! New Haven is king!

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  197. 4 Mar 2012
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    @PaulKleinX Couple times a week. Favorite lift of all time!

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  198. 3 Mar 2012

    Is cannibalism kosher?

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  199. 1 Mar 2012
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    MattLoter at gmail. Super stoked!

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  200. 29 Feb 2012
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    Pretty Pretty Princess!!! Plus you know you got a free ride and town host! And can crash with us for free!

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  201. 24 Feb 2012
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    @PaulKleinX Cloud Nothings - S/T

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  202. 22 Feb 2012
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    I'd like to welcome everyone to babes, games and beer fest 2012!

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  203. 22 Feb 2012

    Bout to go stack some serious paper. No big.

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  204. 21 Feb 2012

    Super stoked on all the projects I'm working on for Prime Climb!

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  205. 20 Feb 2012

    Plus, now that I worked for a few hours, I'm gonna eat a snack and take advantage of Trish having the day off and go for a little hike!

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  206. 20 Feb 2012

    This working from home on stuff I enjoy doing and find interesting is an odd change for me. I find it kinda crazy that I get paid for it.

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  207. 18 Feb 2012

    D&D all day. Grabbin up all the fat loots and stabbin up all the orcs!

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  208. 18 Feb 2012

    Up at 530 and can't fall back asleep. This is a poor turn of events.

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  209. 17 Feb 2012

    According to Brittany Spears and her new fragrance, I want to do it with a sexy owl. Interesting theory...

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  210. 17 Feb 2012
    Replying to

    @PaulKleinX That whole record is solid gold ass shaking jams.

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  211. 16 Feb 2012
    Replying to

    @PaulKleinX I wish I didn't know who Hazen St was. Next you'll be telling me to get down with Vietnom!

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  212. 16 Feb 2012
    Replying to

    Awesome! Also, spoiler alert: I read Andy's listener email in a sweet British accent in the new FATCast.

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  213. 16 Feb 2012
    Replying to

    Trousers! So everyone in the UK really does talk like Wallace and Grommit!?!?

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  214. 16 Feb 2012
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    My junk is out and I'm getting paid. But my getting paid has nothing to do with my junk. Just a sweet perk.

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  215. 16 Feb 2012

    About to start working... in no pants!

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  216. 15 Feb 2012

    Had a real business lunch today for the first time ever. It was serious business. Also: Meet the new Program Director at Prime Climb... Hi!

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  217. 13 Feb 2012

    Yay for Washington officially joining the civilized world when it comes to same sex marriage!

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  218. 13 Feb 2012

    Ugh. RT @aurosan Remember when Adam Lambert kissed a man on TV and was blacklisted? Remember when Chris Brown beat Rihanna and won a Grammy?

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  219. 12 Feb 2012

    I deeply enjoy high quality long form nonfiction articles. There is so much interesting stuff out there and I love being told about it all!

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  220. 7 Feb 2012

    Showdown in Pussytown!

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  221. 5 Feb 2012

    Truth! RT Humane Society ads don't make me want to rescue dogs as much as they make me want to kill people who abuse dogs.

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  222. 5 Feb 2012

    Month two of the Year of the Faun: Aymii Day party. New tradition: Ganesh dance off!

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  223. 4 Feb 2012

    Fuck a chicken chicken. Serious faun party game!

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  224. 4 Feb 2012
    Replying to

    They LOVED me when I sent out With Honor preorders. Just a couple hundred packages today...

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  225. 2 Feb 2012

    I hope the groundhog doesn't see my shadow as I creep up behind him for endless adorable hugs.

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  226. 25 Jan 2012

    Words to live by! RT PARTY TIP: Being depressed is worse for your body than any amount of partying.

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  227. 24 Jan 2012

    Anyone know a good existential detective?

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  228. 21 Jan 2012

    Just wanted to chime in, maybe a little late, that I was in fact on a Little League team sponsored by one of the local funeral homes

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  229. 21 Jan 2012

    Speaking from experience: Actually getting kicked in the dick is far preferable to metaphorically getting kicked in the dick. (sorry4whining

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  230. 21 Jan 2012

    Well, today can eat a big bag of dicks. Just gotta try to keep on keepin on.

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  231. 18 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Steve Avery road trip. Rent a Winnebago, buy gallons of cheap liquor and we'll conquer the US!

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  232. 17 Jan 2012

    I think I might be worryingly drunk... Recorded the inaugural episode of drunken gaming idiots and I think we might be suffering for our art

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  233. 17 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    You know damn well you don't have to pay for sleeping if you come up. Plus breakfast!

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  234. 17 Jan 2012

    My sort-of-uncle does it right and gets big ups from - Suck it NCS.

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  235. 17 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Fuck that shit. ConnCon is mid march and I know you won't be able to get away twice in the same month!

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  236. 15 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    @PaulKleinX Larry David's werewolf bar mitzvah! Or Herman Munster two stepping.

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  237. 15 Jan 2012

    Yo girl, you know how to read Braille? My dick tells quite the bedtime story!

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  238. 15 Jan 2012

    Three days in a row... guess I officially work at Carabiners now.

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  239. 14 Jan 2012

    I'm tired and its cold, so tonight I'll just be drinking on the couch watching Wonder Years. Not drinking alone though, Conan is by my side!

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  240. 14 Jan 2012

    My gaming convention style was just described as me "playing a drinking LARP". Kinda stoked on that.

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  241. 13 Jan 2012

    For those of you keeping score at home: I did manage to spend most of the last few days playing video games. Time to switch to analog!

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  242. 13 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Maybe you can convince Joe to join the cool kids club and do it at Hope! Tired of driving to NYC for our fix!

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  243. 12 Jan 2012

    Choking Victim was a fucking great band. Way unappreciated. Too bad Leftover Crack sucks.

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  244. 11 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    @PaulKleinX Jokes on her, I cum ice!

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  245. 11 Jan 2012

    2-6am, public nudity totally ain't a thing. Kids are in bed already and it's time to fucking party in the streets! Can't hang? Well, I am!

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  246. 11 Jan 2012

    Holy shit! Homemade mint soda is amazing!

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  247. 10 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    @PaulKleinX Well really, I mean how can one not love dick?

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  248. 10 Jan 2012

    Literally nothing on the schedule for the next few days. Should I do something besides play games and read comics?

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  249. 9 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Watching the ships get shredded is the best part of making them? Gotta rush the timer and fuck everyone up!

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  250. 6 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    I'm planning on it! And I'm on my way to record a podcast right now! Let's do it! EXCITEMENT!

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  251. 6 Jan 2012

    Operation homemade DIY seltzer is a blazing success! !

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  252. 6 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Or I do get mildly serious on occasion...

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  253. 6 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Is this manly enough? Maybe?

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  254. 6 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Fuck your gender norms!

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  255. 6 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    If by working you mean that I just woke up and I'm checking twitter from under the covers, then yes, that's what I'm up to.

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  256. 5 Jan 2012

    90s emo is pretty hard to beat.

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  257. 4 Jan 2012
    Replying to

    Better stay away from Star Wars: The Old Republic then. It's done an impressive job of stealing me away from Skyrim. It rules

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  258. 2 Jan 2012

    Thanks social media for letting be a creep with such ease! Also, have to thank liquor and deep seated mental issues for pushing me forward!

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  259. 2 Jan 2012

    Follow up: The Muppets was amazing. Bummed it took us as long as it did to finally see it.

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  260. 2 Jan 2012

    At The Muppets. All the handicapped seats are taken by parents with little babies in strollers. Seems fucked on a few levels.

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  261. 1 Jan 2012

    New tradition: naked jog across a foggy meadow with twinkling lights, hi-5 a mailbox, do a pushup for the year it now is, return to hot tub.

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  262. 1 Jan 2012

    2012- Year of the Faun!

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  263. 31 Dec 2011

    Someone find me gay Pan porn ASAP! I wanna see furry legs getting wild!

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  264. 31 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Nope, but I'm all anyone needs!

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  265. 30 Dec 2011

    I'm drunk and Trish is making me food. She's not even hungry! That's true love right there. Love her the most!

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  266. 30 Dec 2011

    No hate for my edge friends or regrets about my own past choices, but fuck, getting trashed is pretty fucking awesome. Love life!

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  267. 30 Dec 2011

    Super drunk Rock Band at our house right now! Come over but only if you wanna shred!!!!

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  268. 30 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    I've always done something akin to it and since I saw yours last year I stepped up my game cause I liked it so much.

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  269. 29 Dec 2011

    I thought about treating myself to a pizza for dinner tonight, then remembered we're broke. So Ramen for fuel and PBR to not care about it!

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  270. 29 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    If you really want to get the Atlanta hard sell, talk to Richard. Dude is about getting everyone down there!

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  271. 28 Dec 2011

    It's both awesome and completely weird to book weddings while sitting on the toilet. Technology is wondrous double edged sword.

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  272. 24 Dec 2011

    My grandma just told my wife to give me Christmas sex... I think that may have been the ultimate troll cause now there is no way we'll do it

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  273. 23 Dec 2011

    If people who wear glasses take them off when they fuck it's like airbrushing real life babes... Workin that natural soft focus!

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  274. 21 Dec 2011

    My tummy really really hurts. I hope I didn't catch whatever Conan has that's been making him barf all day!

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  275. 21 Dec 2011

    Life likes to fuck you sometimes. Good thing I love fucking!

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  276. 21 Dec 2011

    Anyone have an external hard drive enclosure I can borrow for a few days?

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  277. 19 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Kicking AND sucking! Best rock frontman of all time, love em!

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  278. 19 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    I just got one of those too. It wasn't an eBay thing either. PayPal is just the fucking worst thing ever.

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  279. 19 Dec 2011

    I try to show my tweet at every con! RT I have to trim the @ names off this. We're all seeing each other's tweets anyway.

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  280. 18 Dec 2011

    So I found out that Kim Jong II died from The Boy over XBox... Has my intellectualism fallen so far? Good Riddance! I'll take the blue pill.

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  281. 17 Dec 2011

    D&D tonight: "So basically, you railroaded us with snakes on a train"

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  282. 16 Dec 2011

    Conan decided to reward himself for pissing all over our bed while we were gone with a hefty serving of chilled yard poop and a rock chaser.

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  283. 16 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    I'm cheap and lazy but we'd give it a spin up here if you wanna send me the files.

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  284. 9 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    well, I did hurt it at the fighting gym but you are a big dude. I give you 50/50!

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  285. 9 Dec 2011

    Sucks that when you're wasted you have so many great ideas but you immediately forget them. Which isn't bad cause they are totally bad ideas

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  286. 9 Dec 2011

    Hurt my back. It sucks. Took a bunch of pills. My back still hurts but I don't give a fuuuuuuck!

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  287. 9 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    You could be our butler.

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  288. 9 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Fly over here this summer, you can crash with us as long as you like and I'll drive you to AveryFest!

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  289. 8 Dec 2011

    I think Rick Perry running for president is actually some kind of meme performance art on Rick-rolling. Dude is straight trolling!

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  290. 5 Dec 2011

    Can you wait for something that will never arrive?

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  291. 5 Dec 2011

    Just blasted myself in the face with about a 1/2 gallon of beer. Apparently there is an important order of operations when changing a keg...

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  292. 4 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Trish does that all the time. She "reads" like 10 books a month easy.

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  293. 3 Dec 2011

    And Alan Moore continues to entrench himself in my heart and mind... RT Alan Moore Reacts To Frank Miller

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  294. 1 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Hey, I've put in countless hours of practice so I could fuck artfully. It's truly a passion and a calling.

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  295. 1 Dec 2011

    FATcast Episode 04 is up! Cast your vote for sexiest Disney Princess!

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  296. 1 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Yeah, you know those PRs and their love of beekers and math.

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  297. 1 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Alright, who put their dick in the tea pot? Plus 50

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  298. 1 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    Come to the states and I will blow your mind!

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  299. 1 Dec 2011

    My party vibe goes to 101 .

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  300. 1 Dec 2011

    True facts: RT When someone tells you that you can't have Christmas without Christ, remind them you can't have Thursday without Thor.

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  301. 30 Nov 2011

    Just taking some new hot pix for the F:AT boys before I put on clothes and head to work... let me just reach down and get this banana...

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  302. 29 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    I'm almost halfway through year two and I've only missed a couple of days, don't be a quitter!

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  303. 29 Nov 2011

    I hope its pink! RT Drinking cheap ass wine and toasting Matt Lotter....

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  304. 29 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    I've moved on to drinking a lot more cheap tequila than pink wine. If I could find a pink tequila I'd be in heaven!

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  305. 29 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    Snuggle hard... And leave the lights on!

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  306. 28 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    Should have come to Miya's, I would have made sure no one spit in your sake!

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  307. 25 Nov 2011

    Nothing like waking up to Katy Perry, breakfast and making out. Then SWTOR beta. Today will be a glorious day!

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  308. 23 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    When did you turn into a hot dude? Way to be!

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  309. 18 Nov 2011

    Do it! @FabianRangelJr Time is running out to order Extinct! If you like awesome things you should order this awesome thing and be awesome.

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  310. 17 Nov 2011

    Conan the Barkbarian is a real poopsmith.

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  311. 12 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    Is it weird that I've read most of his suggested reading list?

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  312. 11 Nov 2011

    Fresh apple cider is an orgy for your mouth. And not like some weird old Floridian swinger orgy, but like a hot sexy fit babe orgy.

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  313. 11 Nov 2011

    My cure for illness: get sick... I mean... Get drunk!

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  314. 8 Nov 2011

    Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School is a true cinematic masterpiece. And it's thinking like that that got me into film school at Pratt...?

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  315. 6 Nov 2011

    I love post Halloween sales!

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  316. 5 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    @PaulKleinX Having tattoos = awesome. Getting tattooed = the fucking worst!

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  317. 4 Nov 2011

    Also, cocoa... SEXY cocoa.

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  318. 4 Nov 2011

    I'm making out with 9 underwear models in a hot tub on top of the empire state building. Also, blowing coke off the Philly Phanatic's nose!

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  319. 4 Nov 2011

    RT What's this sipping cocoa shit? Where's the weekend party beast I've been reading tweets from for a month straight?

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  320. 4 Nov 2011

    I just wanna drink cocoa by the fireplace forever!

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  321. 2 Nov 2011

    My wife is pretty awesome...

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  322. 1 Nov 2011

    Fri: Alice in Wonderland. Sat: Post-Prom Walk of Shame. Sun: Snow White. Mon: Sexy Nurse/half-assed Hit Girl. Today: Nudist. LOVE LIFE!

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  323. 1 Nov 2011

    There are a whole lot of dresses, panties and thigh highs strewn about our house this morning... Happy All Saints Day!

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  324. 1 Nov 2011
    Replying to

    Taz getting drunk.

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  325. 31 Oct 2011

    Why can't I just poke my junk out from under this blanket and pee off the side of the bed...?

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  326. 30 Oct 2011

    I'm like a party shark... If I stop moving, I die! Better get moving on to the next stop on my weekend party train!

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  327. 28 Oct 2011

    Just bought my first prom dress! Squeeeel!

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  328. 28 Oct 2011

    Sorry Italian friends but fuck you! Happy Ochi Day! The one day a year when Greek people say no...

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  329. 26 Oct 2011

    Just bought a few scandalous outfits "for Halloween", yup, just for Halloween...

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  330. 26 Oct 2011

    Pretty bummed that it took me 1 day to sell a piece of shit car but it's almost a month later and an amazing dog is still looking for a home

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  331. 25 Oct 2011

    5 mile trail run? Sure, why not! Feeling totally shot/awesome.

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  332. 22 Oct 2011

    Listening to Prince and drinking wine. This evening is starting out pretty swanky and awesome!

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  333. 22 Oct 2011
    Replying to

    I'm in Philly for the weekend but wasn't gonna see you till NYC. Chino has the hot party info for after the show, come shred!

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  334. 21 Oct 2011
    Replying to

    I have a much less impressive pomp but if you're looking for pomade test subjects I live just down the block!

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  335. 21 Oct 2011

    She's a hot mess but I love her anyway...

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  336. 13 Oct 2011

    Achievement unlocked: Ego Boost! Get at least 25 babes to give you sex eyes and a smile walking from Grand Central to your hotel.

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  337. 13 Oct 2011
    Replying to

    Thursday is still a fine night to party!

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  338. 13 Oct 2011
    Replying to

    Balls will most def be swung, but I dunno if we can make it. I think Friday is the planned BK party night! Got plans tonight?

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  339. 13 Oct 2011

    Hey NYC! I'm about to arrive in you till Sunday night for Comic Con. Anyone want to party down? Get at me!

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  340. 12 Oct 2011

    Seeing will always help remind me to live life to the fullest and make every moment count. Thanks dudes, NYC was awesome!

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  341. 12 Oct 2011

    So true! RT True luxury isn't having fancy cars and diamonds, true luxury is having health, friends, and time to party together.

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  342. 11 Oct 2011

    Any CT friends want/need a ride to go see tomorrow night in Brooklyn? Bonus points; you'll get to see me lose my mind! !

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  343. 10 Oct 2011
    Replying to

    I was actually at a place last night that had pizza cheese burgers! I went with the classic chili cheese burger myself though.

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  344. 10 Oct 2011

    Miya's is seriously the best place ever!

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  345. 8 Oct 2011

    The ratio of smokin hot Polish babes to hot Polish dudes is way way off!

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  346. 8 Oct 2011

    Got so trashed that we ended up sleeping in the wrong bedroom in our own house.

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  347. 3 Oct 2011

    I hate all the people who constantly complain on here, but right now is one of the worst times in my life ever. Come over for hugs. Please.

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  348. 2 Oct 2011

    Nothing quite like washing down a bunch of pills with a bunch of liquor... Goodbye problems!

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  349. 30 Sep 2011

    New FATCast! Be about it nerds! Support my nerd talkin endeavors!

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  350. 27 Sep 2011

    It's pretty fucking sad that I think I I keep fucking up tuning this acoustic guitar I'm borrowing and it's making me sound even worse!

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  351. 25 Sep 2011

    I know a guy who lives just for the weekends. He says he's tired a lot. He says there should be 5 days of weekend instead of 5 days of work.

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  352. Retweeted
    21 Sep 2011

    BEING ALIVE: a golden opportunity like that only comes once in a lifetime. Celebrate your life and PARTY.

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  353. 21 Sep 2011

    Can I just have my classes listen to Nas records instead of doing "real work" tomorrow and Friday? Th- Illmatic, F- It Was Written. Done.

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  354. 21 Sep 2011

    "This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to ..."

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  355. 21 Sep 2011
    Replying to

    MOC got For All It's Worth a lot of shows way back when. "I think you're cute" " Oh, well you can book my band!"

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  356. 20 Sep 2011

    Teacher meetings to help you be a better teacher are always so invigorating when led by someone reading off of their 50 slide presentation

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  357. 17 Sep 2011

    Since it's been 10+ years since high school, I'm still figuring out this weekend warrior party vibe pacing. Totally going to sleep at 9 now!

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  358. 17 Sep 2011

    I go out on Friday night and I come home on Saturday morning... Anyone in NH wanna get some breakfast?!?!

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  359. 16 Sep 2011

    Just got done with work for today; school at 7am and two weddings. Now I'm headed out for party vibes. Livin life hard!

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  360. 11 Sep 2011
    Replying to

    Duh! Any chance you might wanna hop a train to CT and meet the pups? We can of course come down to NYC for hangs too.

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  361. 10 Sep 2011

    FATCast WBC Special part 2 is up! Be about it and subscribe on iTunes!

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  362. 8 Sep 2011

    Sunrise bright-light alarm clock seems to work pretty damn well. Stoked!

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  363. 6 Sep 2011

    We played chess all lunch period today and I was shredding all who stepped to my board. Looking forward to teaching more kids chess!

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  364. 6 Sep 2011
    Replying to

    I just got home from my 12 hour teaching day. Not sure which of us wins.

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  365. 4 Sep 2011

    Stressing super hard about lesson plans. Ugh.

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  366. 28 Aug 2011

    Transformer in front of our house blew. Only 7 houses around us have no power. Pretty sure we are a way low priority and are totally fucked.

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  367. 28 Aug 2011

    So far this hurricane is pretty much a bunch of hyped up bullshit. Hope it's the same for all my friends too.

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  368. 27 Aug 2011

    Drunken puppy cuddles are the only hurricane prep I need, and I've got a whole lot of them in the house right now!

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  369. 27 Aug 2011

    Be about this thing that I do!

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  370. 24 Aug 2011

    Achievement Unlocked: Sign teaching contract with the New Haven Public Schools!

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  371. 22 Aug 2011

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes had some hard to watch bits, but it was a great and the good guys win in the end so it works out.

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  372. 21 Aug 2011

    Forgot how good feeling totally shredded and beat up from a good Krav class can be. It's good to be back in full force!

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  373. 18 Aug 2011

    Walking around Yale: "This is great, I can pretend I'm at Hogwarts!" -My Mom

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  374. 15 Aug 2011

    Wow, the morning can happen really quite early, even in the summer! What a terrible development!

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  375. 13 Aug 2011

    I'm freaking out man!

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  376. 12 Aug 2011

    Summer vacation is over dude!

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  377. 11 Aug 2011

    Working my last regular desk shift at the gym. Just teaching classes and setting management from here on out. Feels weird.

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  378. 8 Aug 2011

    New FATcast is up! Go subscribe and rate it!-

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  379. 8 Aug 2011

    I'm still not even recovered from it, but I already can't wait for next year's WBC. Good times with great people!

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  380. 6 Aug 2011

    My personal pharmacologist M Fralish told me it would be fine to drink despite my antibiotics last night. I didn't die. Party on!

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  381. 5 Aug 2011

    Officially have cellulitis on my leg. No more drinking cause I'm on antibiotics! Our sales will suffer greatly! Who's got the heroin?

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  382. 5 Aug 2011

    A whole growler of hot beer exploded in my car when I took a turn too fast. Hope I get pulled over since both me and my car are soaked!

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  383. 5 Aug 2011
    Replying to

    Justice is awesome.

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  384. 5 Aug 2011
    Replying to

    What about the awesome 7 player game of late night drunken destruction Cosmic Encounter we played last night at WBC!

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  385. 5 Aug 2011

    Just crept up on a bench that I swear was a cow just a second ago

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  386. 31 Jul 2011

    The Dedication is one of the best and most severely under appreciated hardcore bands of all time. Thanks for not caring, you fucking savages

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  387. 30 Jul 2011
    Replying to

    that was disappointingly not what I thought I was about to see!

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  388. 29 Jul 2011

    Tattoo on the Achilles tendon? Looking forward to a nice long run tomorrow...

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  389. 29 Jul 2011
    Replying to

    that's why we're in love!

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  390. 28 Jul 2011

    Expensive repairs, dogs chewed up the couch cover and now my tattoo sitting got postponed. Awesome day so far. But life still rules. PMA!

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  391. 28 Jul 2011

    Ceiling tiles in the bathroom collapsed due to a leak above. Plumber wasn't bad but the tile guy will be outrageous. Yay home ownership!

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  392. 26 Jul 2011

    A bird def just flew in the house, freaked us all out and shit on the walls. Oh nature!

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  393. 25 Jul 2011

    Get in that Star Wars preorder! Early access to the beta is happening right now!

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  394. 23 Jul 2011

    Self destructive behavior is such a bummer. Thanks for all the sweet jams, Amy Winehouse. Punch Jesus in the dick for me.

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  395. 20 Jul 2011

    I pretty much just want to play D&D all the time.

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  396. 19 Jul 2011
    Replying to

    Hillhouse. I'm stoked and really hope I get it. BTW Come climbing!

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  397. 19 Jul 2011
    Replying to

    Haha I'm waiting at an interview RIGHT NOW!

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  398. 19 Jul 2011

    On the way to job interview: I was looking for a job and then I found a job. And heaven knows I'm miserable now. Thanks for the support Moz!

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  399. 15 Jul 2011

    So this is finally a real thing now, friends be about it! - FATcast Episode 1 -

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  400. 14 Jul 2011

    Why is it so cold today? This is bullshit summer, step back up to the plate!

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  401. 13 Jul 2011

    Today I will read a lot of A Dance with Dragons, and cap it off with some late night D&D. Nerd life.

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  402. 11 Jul 2011

    Listening to Radio jams, grilling on the deck and loving life.

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  403. 10 Jul 2011

    Too tall to ride the bumper cars?!?!

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  404. 7 Jul 2011

    5 year anniversary is "wood". It's taking all my willpower to not make a vulgar comment for all to see. And THAT is what real love is.

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  405. 4 Jul 2011

    Riding bikes to see fireworks with awesome people is a rad way to spend the evening no matter what country you are in/from.

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  406. 2 Jul 2011
    Replying to

    No animal wake up will ever top when that dog tried to eat you in the middle of the night in Georgia!

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  407. 1 Jul 2011

    2am in the summer is a magical time.

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  408. 30 Jun 2011

    Somebody hook it up with a Google+ invite! I gotta keep up on that cutting nerd edge!

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  409. 27 Jun 2011

    The morning comes way too soon. -T Unless you're fighting vampires. -Me

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  410. 21 Jun 2011
    Replying to

    Haters deserve the Mountain special. Fuck them, strips ruled.

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  411. 19 Jun 2011

    Dads are overrated.

    1 retweet
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  412. 19 Jun 2011
    Replying to

    Yeah, America, where those two dudes can only live like "regular" people in a select few states and would get beat up elsewhere.

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  413. 18 Jun 2011

    What's up with this NEW Sublime song I'm hearing on the radio at work... It's actually kinda totally awesome?!?!

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  414. 16 Jun 2011

    It's always a weird moment when I find myself thinking that someone I'm doing a wedding for is really hot.

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  415. 14 Jun 2011

    About to watch LotR extended on the big screen once again. They are pumping the soundtrack in here and doing LotR trivia. So stoked!

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  416. 13 Jun 2011

    As much as I'm not all that interested in ever actually watching sports, I sure do like reading about them in long form articles and books.

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  417. 10 Jun 2011

    Speeding home on 95 at 2am, listening to Passion Pit, thinking about love, and smiling. Live life hard, you only get one chance.

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  418. 10 Jun 2011
    Replying to

    CT Rock Gym. 91 Shelton Ave New Haven. I get there at 5ish

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  419. 10 Jun 2011
    Replying to

    I'm there working Thursday nights for sure. If that doesn't work get at me and we can figure out a different night.

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  420. 10 Jun 2011

    Fuck yeah for summer and The Boy not living here anymore. Pants... I'll see you in the Fall!

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  421. 9 Jun 2011
    Replying to

    Your problem is you went to the wrong gym. I'm here at the right gym working this very moment. I can turn you into spiderman!

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  422. 9 Jun 2011

    I put on my one pair of boys underpants (thanks Chris Matta) to go to the doctor this AM. How the fuck do people wear these every day?

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  423. 9 Jun 2011

    Just drove past a hot girl dressed for summer walking a couple pit bulls. I looked at the dogs. I'm fucking losing it!

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  424. 3 Jun 2011

    Honey Badger don't give a fuck about castles in outer space!

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  425. 31 May 2011

    I've been doing some serious homeowner DIY work the last few days. Mostly it just means I'm spending tons of money and cursing at tools.

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  426. 29 May 2011

    RT Check this video out. Were going to be updating this youtube channel weekly. http://www.youtube.com/user/SuburbanScumNJHC

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  427. 26 May 2011
    Replying to

    @xCFKx I know! That website is such a fucking bummer. Makes me want to punch people.

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  428. 23 May 2011
    Replying to

    just one, they get to pick the edition though.

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  429. 22 May 2011

    If I had run in this 5k today and run even decently well I would have taken 2nd place. 1st place dude however, shredded my personal best.

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  430. 22 May 2011

    There are a lot of unhealthy looking people into running. Especially a lot of skinny-fatties. I'm too used to the hot bodies of climbers.

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  431. 22 May 2011

    So stoked to be up early in this cold rain and tabling for the gym. Come visit me in Cheshire, bring snacks and cuddles!

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  432. 19 May 2011

    Does it get any betwwe tab. Dr king a ltn at work? I'm getting paid for this!

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  433. 18 May 2011

    In the last 3 days I have done 50-65% of my semester's work load/grade for all three courses I was taking. Worst student // Best student.

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  434. Retweeted
    18 May 2011

    I saw on Fox news that Strauss-Kahn is a socialist. Do they know what the IMF does? Is socialist code for European?

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  435. 18 May 2011

    I gotta tell the truth, I'm always frank & earnest with women. On the east coast I'm Frank and on the west coast I'm Ernest!

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  436. 16 May 2011

    Two fat loot weddings, two big papers written in full and one class totally finished. An excellent day of getting shit done so far.

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  437. 15 May 2011

    So stoked to be writing this paper on a Marxist view of the modern corporation. Except I'm totally not at all... Chris & Jason, hook me up!

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  438. 13 May 2011

    Friday the 13th tattoo: done. Now to LI for dinner and a wedding...

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  439. 13 May 2011

    Anyone want to join us for Friday the 13th tattoos in NYC this afternoon? Get at me!

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  440. 13 May 2011
    Replying to

    13 years, Friday the 13th, I would expect any less from you. It better have a skull in it somewhere.

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  441. 11 May 2011

    Spent the evening reading pornographic poetry from the 12th century. Oh grad school!

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  442. 8 May 2011

    Say hi to your mother for me.

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  443. 6 May 2011

    Buying a brand new couch is one of the most adult things you can do. Not goodwill, not side of the road, not grandma's basement; real new!

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  444. 6 May 2011

    I can easily fit 2 hands down the front of these pants I bought over the winter. This is great news on a number of levels. &Handies

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  445. 6 May 2011
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 Get with the vibes or move the fuck on! Fuck wasting time on people that just drag you down!

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  446. 5 May 2011

    Its a lifestyle. RT I just realized that I can never get a party started again Because this party I started is never going to stop

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  447. 5 May 2011

    I think jogging is a pretty shitty ineffectual exercise overall, but I'm always glad that a lot of babes seem to disagree.

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  448. 3 May 2011

    The Boy just steamed some frozen White Castle for dinner. I just steamed some asparagus. What a Felix Unger.

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  449. 3 May 2011

    "It feels like a Dag Nasty morning." - Trish. Swoon!

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  450. 30 Apr 2011

    O.M.D. is so fucking great.

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  451. 30 Apr 2011

    Waking up the morning after to unexplained bruises and other ills is either the best and/or worst thing. I'm gonna say best. Livin life!

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  452. 29 Apr 2011

    "A hole's a hole. I fought in the war!"

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  453. 26 Apr 2011

    I love the way pretty girls dress in the summer time...

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  454. 24 Apr 2011

    I get it, zombie Jesus is funny and you're oh so irreverent. But stop clogging my internets, you're as bad as the 100 pictures of eggs.

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  455. 23 Apr 2011
    Replying to

    Hate when that happens! While the pregame is still fun times, you don't wanna go home without seeing the fireworks!

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  456. 23 Apr 2011

    I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear...

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  457. 22 Apr 2011

    "I wish I could drink like a lady. I can take one or two at the most. Three and I'm under the table. Four and I'm under the host." -D.Parker

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  458. 21 Apr 2011

    How the fuck is it reasonable that we still teach "don't get raped" rather than "don't rape"? Fuck you in the face patriarchy.

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  459. 21 Apr 2011
    Replying to

    def thinking about metal bikinis at work now, thanks for making me feel like a creep!

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  460. 20 Apr 2011

    I like listening to birds sing. I wouldn't mind a few laughing monkeys either...

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  461. 18 Apr 2011

    Shooting a sniper rifle is pretty fucking fun. I wish we had some robots to shoot at though, would up the fun even more.

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  462. 17 Apr 2011

    So, Your Highness was a major let down; seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen. A Game of Thrones premier was great though.

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  463. 16 Apr 2011
    Replying to

    Words cannot express your satisfaction?! Words cannot express your approval?!

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  464. 16 Apr 2011
    Replying to

    wish that UK exclusive Queen is Dead 10" was available here!

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  465. 16 Apr 2011
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 Imagine the most redic boy sitch, now make it ten times worse. Then burn it into your mind forever. Out of control!

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  466. 16 Apr 2011

    Things happened last night. Things that cannot be unseen. I am waking up this morning to a very different world than the one before... YIKES

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  467. 15 Apr 2011

    Am I day drunk right now? I dunno, does this count as "day"?

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  468. 15 Apr 2011

    Just married one of the best couples ever. Dudes not only made my day, but my whole week! Life rules.

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  469. 14 Apr 2011

    Fact: work is always better when you get to drink on the job. Teaching is for suckers, climbing gym 4 eva!

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  470. 12 Apr 2011

    How does it work that I feel so alive and creative yet find myself unable to actually create anything? Maybe I'm TOO full of great ideas?

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  471. 11 Apr 2011

    I'd really like to be famous but I'm getting worried that I may have to resort to infamous...

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  472. 10 Apr 2011

    7 states (&DC), 10 dinners, tequila, acorn vs oak, mad dad, little sleep, funderwear, best friends! Weekend ruled! Never giving it a rest!

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  473. 9 Apr 2011

    Enjoying the magnolias in Chevy Chase. Swank.

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  474. 8 Apr 2011

    Vince Lombardi, Philly I will be in you soon! Enjoy the build up!

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  475. 7 Apr 2011

    My life is love, unicorns, making out, listening to records and hanging with best friends. I'm 19 again and it fucking rules!

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  476. 5 Apr 2011

    I have a sprained ankle from drinking, a cut up hand from sawing, a pulled muscle from making out and a busted fist via anger. Life rules!

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  477. 2 Apr 2011

    I go out on Friday night and I come home on Saturday morning... and then I go work the gym all day. I think I might be doing it wrong...?

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  478. 1 Apr 2011

    Pillow Talk - No Sleeves, No Masters. Dropping fall 2011. Get into it!

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  479. 31 Mar 2011

    I'm going to have either the best or the worst cover letter. Fuck your normative hiring standards!

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  480. 30 Mar 2011

    I love you Cobra! Stay safe! RT Does anyone know if the Whole Foods in Columbus Circle sells organic mice?

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  481. 30 Mar 2011

    The Boy is so uptight about not being gay that he hates his own dick!

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  482. 29 Mar 2011

    Being vegan and moral is a pain in the ass; I want to start eating eggs in theory but then I think about it and just cant do it. Love chicks

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  483. 29 Mar 2011

    CT State Initial Educator, Endorsement in History and Social Studies, Grades 7 – 12. I can now officially poison the minds of our youth!

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  484. 28 Mar 2011

    I'm supposed to be writing a Marxist critique of Fight Club. I'm mostly just looking at hot photos of Brad Pitt and chatting about records.

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  485. 27 Mar 2011

    Good hangs with Gutterdick, Richie Rich and Snookie Vibe.

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  486. 27 Mar 2011

    On this day of the 3DS launch, I'm reminded of the awesome time we had camping out to get Wiis on launch day. Miss those dudes a lot.

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  487. 25 Mar 2011

    Oh getting tattooed, always the best/worst thing!

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  488. 25 Mar 2011

    In the midst of a world of shit, it's nice to find that I can finally be comfortable with being happy.

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  489. 23 Mar 2011

    Sucks the Continental doesn't do rad shows anymore but they almost make up for it with 5 shots of anything for $10. Party vibe!

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  490. 22 Mar 2011

    It always feels good walking in the greatest city in the world!

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  491. 22 Mar 2011

    Wedding done. Party mode engage!

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  492. 21 Mar 2011

    I just chipped a tooth. I can't seem to stop poking i with my tongue even though its starting to hurt my delicate tongue. I'm like a child.

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  493. 20 Mar 2011

    ConnCon was a gloriously good time as always. Glad so many of the FAT crew came out. But hot fuck am I totally shredded right now!

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  494. 19 Mar 2011

    Yiayia chopped down the fence and arbor I built my mom a few years ago because "they were broken". Awesome...

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  495. 19 Mar 2011

    Drinking has severely hampered my ability to successfully run a space empire. However, it has made my glorious failures much more enjoyable!

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  496. 17 Mar 2011

    Can't sleep. Dreams will eat me.

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  497. 16 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    so cute! I'd very much enjoy a hug from you both. Visit!

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  498. 16 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    unless you've got a final today, why would you ever think going to class is the better plan?

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  499. 16 Mar 2011

    I booked three weddings today. I'm feeling pretty good about life.

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  500. 16 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    haha there were actually two of them. The other one was kind of a creeper.

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  501. 16 Mar 2011

    Why is it so impossible to do schoolwork? I literally can't make my brain function when it comes to assignments lately.

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  502. 16 Mar 2011

    Do it@videogamedeals CAG Fundraiser for Japan Earthquake & Tsunami Relief - Matching Donations up to $10,000 - Please RT: http://ow.ly/4fHx9

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  503. 14 Mar 2011

    Totally forgot my cousin is in Japan for a semester right now. Only reminded cause I got a safety update from Yiayia. I am such a dick!

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  504. 14 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    Make out. Hard.

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  505. 13 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    I can't believe thats even a thing people are saying. Fuck those dudes right in the face!

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  506. 13 Mar 2011

    "Boy, that red hankie in your pocket is letting everyone know you are a fisting top" "I fist with my head! You know, my top half" Oh Boy!

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  507. 13 Mar 2011

    "Am I like a hairless otter?" - Me "No, you're like a stale twinkie" - P... Stone cold!

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  508. 12 Mar 2011

    I think I'm going kinda crazy. My brain can be a real dick sometimes!

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  509. 11 Mar 2011

    Dim sum and happy endings AFTER 2am? Maybe Chinatown Boston is less terrible than the rest of this total shit town...

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  510. 11 Mar 2011

    1am Boston? Really? Fuck you.

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  511. 11 Mar 2011

    Oh to be young and gay in Boston tonight!

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  512. 11 Mar 2011

    Bout to hit the Machine. Be about it Boston!

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  513. 7 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    lay off the school so much, you're fucking with my righteous indignance! I'll amend that to ask only about decently middle class folk

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  514. 7 Mar 2011

    How do people who are aware of factory farms and what's goes on there, not at least make a huge effort to avoid meat from such sources?

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  515. 5 Mar 2011

    Straight dance clubs are seriously the worst! So many creepers and purse circles of rapist defense! Ughhhhhh

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  516. 3 Mar 2011

    Who cuts themselves on a package of Nyquill? Opening those fuckers up is deceptively challenging...

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  517. 3 Mar 2011

    It's so awesome that I took the day off from work to go party down in NYC yet ended up sick as fuck and sitting around feeling shitty insted

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  518. 2 Mar 2011

    Is it unreasonable to want an iPad just to read comics on?

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  519. 28 Feb 2011

    Buttford Hurtington; new nickname for The Boy or the best name for a potbellied pig of all time?

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  520. 27 Feb 2011

    Well, technically I take the magic made by others and misappropriate it into silly gifts, but still, pretty fucking impressive!

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  521. 27 Feb 2011

    I make the magic! --- Fave Christmas present from the husband. http://www.flickr.com/photos/thexdish/5483460569/

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  522. 27 Feb 2011

    "The curse of the eternal amateur is to love so many things, and to excel in none of them." - Dan Barrett, separated at birth fellow nutcase

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  523. 26 Feb 2011

    Nothing says lovin like having to crash out in a sleeping bag cause the dog shit on the bed and all the blankets are in the wash!

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  524. 26 Feb 2011

    Sandwiches? You got ate the fuck up!

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  525. 26 Feb 2011

    I'm way drunk and lovin life! Be about it! There is magic in the air, breathe it innnnnn!

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  526. 21 Feb 2011
    Replying to

    because Morrissey is the most heavenly way to die...

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  527. 21 Feb 2011

    I sat in (rolled in?) the BJJ class tonight since we only had 2 Krav students show up and I think I broke my throat. I love fighting!

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  528. 21 Feb 2011

    This is awesome: RT Photo: Fashion Faux Pas: Tanooki Suit is not ethically sourced. http://tumblr.com/xqf1k4hxol

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  529. 20 Feb 2011

    Important life update: my leg is really really itchy and I'm not happy about it.

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  530. 19 Feb 2011
    Replying to

    It feels like someone didn't take the right feats!

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  531. 19 Feb 2011

    I'm starting to feel like an old time laborer; the only day I ever have off is the lords day. Good thing I hate church and love debauchery.

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  532. 19 Feb 2011
    Replying to

    you're not getting older, you're getting gayer! Who knew that was even possible! Antique bearskin rugs?!?!

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  533. 18 Feb 2011

    Middle school health: Thanks to this sweet video I get to watch five times today I am SO not going to start huffing.

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  534. 17 Feb 2011

    Teaching high school Spanish today... Que tal?!?

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  535. 17 Feb 2011

    Is Good Clean Fun suddenly relevant again?

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  536. 14 Feb 2011

    Dudes, just cut the the chase: set a $100 bill on fire, get a blow job and go to sleep vaguely unfulfilled. So much wasted effort today!

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  537. 10 Feb 2011

    Life is happening right now and despite everything that sucks, it's pretty fucking awesome to be alive and living it.

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  538. Retweeted
    10 Feb 2011

    Mubarak is world's greatest troll. Announce a speech which will "meet all protestor's demands." Announce in speech he will not cave. Classic

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  539. 10 Feb 2011

    Some of their stuff kinda sucks, but fuck, when Black Sabbath is killing it, they fucking kill it. For that matter, same is true of Led Zep.

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  540. 8 Feb 2011

    I really don't want to go to the dentist tomorrow but I'm a good adult so I will. Maybe they'll give me a sugar free lolly...

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  541. 7 Feb 2011

    So glad I have to get up early to drive my mom around and I can't fall asleep. Good thing she did a great job at giving me life...

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  542. 6 Feb 2011

    Is it weird that we pretty much only listen to film scores these days? Life just seems a lot more exciting when you've got John Williams...

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  543. 2 Feb 2011

    There is so much ice randomly all over the side of the house it looks like a frost giant jerked it in the back yard.

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  544. 2 Feb 2011

    If you aren't moved by the Star Wars score then I don't want to know you.

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  545. 1 Feb 2011
    Replying to

    I go to school/am friends with Dan. Small world, even outside the core, we can't escape it!

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  546. 30 Jan 2011

    Twilight Imperium continued its unbroken streak of being completely fucking awesome this afternoon. Bonus: My victory was swift and glorious

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  547. 30 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    But the jokes on you, no one wins when you play Pandemic! (PS buy a dozen copies from me at PAX when I'm working the ZMan booth.)

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  548. 30 Jan 2011

    "Sorry pups, no wrestling in bed. That's only for me and Matt!" -Trish

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  549. 29 Jan 2011

    Drunk tacos? Oh fuck yeah!

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  550. 29 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    If by "really annoying" you mean AWESOME! then I agree. California Gurls here I come!

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  551. 29 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    Fuck the haters, you did the right thing. A shirt is not worth making people feel alienated over.

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  552. 29 Jan 2011

    Does drinking solve all your problems? No. Does drinking solve any of your problems? No. Does it make you not give a fuck about them? YES!

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  553. 29 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    Minus the books, you are me. Almost to the point of being really weird how similar we are.

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  554. 29 Jan 2011

    I'm about to have a major freak out. I need to relax...

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  555. 28 Jan 2011

    Anyone good at roofing/being daring? Just figured out we have a serious ice dam on the roof since it's leaking in our kitchen. Life rules!

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  556. 28 Jan 2011

    Home on a Friday night, what a loser move! Stupid D&D getting cancelled...

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  557. 26 Jan 2011

    I'm sure I'm not the first to say it, but holy fuck, there is a lot of snow here! Like most I've ever seen levels.

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  558. 26 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    Yes, very much. Not perfect but a great time. If you're interested there might be a new game starting here soon.

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  559. 26 Jan 2011

    I love Dungeons & Dragons. Like, seriously a lot.

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  560. 25 Jan 2011

    Someone wanna pay my bills so I can just drop out of life and be a vigilante? That's a reasonable plan right...?

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  561. 23 Jan 2011

    Chino would be both proud and embarrassed; I wanted to know who won football today, but no idea how so I told my phone to search "football".

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  562. 23 Jan 2011

    Someone made a big hole in the fence at the nudist colony. Police have no suspects but are still looking into it.

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  563. 21 Jan 2011

    It's super fun to rush out in the snow trying to bootleg patch up holes in the brickwork so the icy rain stops dripping on your bed...

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  564. 19 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 love it!

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  565. 19 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 are you really stepping up and rocking a serious play mat with terrain and little fake clouds? Gotta take it to that next level!

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  566. 19 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 I really hope you're not half assing it and using only the card planes. You need little plastic dudes and altitude pegs!

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  567. 18 Jan 2011

    Don't like the Pet Shop Boys? Well fuck you then.

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  568. 18 Jan 2011

    I pay almost 6k a year in taxes to the city of New Haven and they can't even plow a fucking street properly. Also, am I this guy now?!?!

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  569. 16 Jan 2011

    Just made plans for gaming Thursday, Friday and Saturday. And also got a game of TI:3 for next week. That was a good few minutes of nerdery.

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  570. 16 Jan 2011

    Shelves are getting all kinds of hung, things are getting so organized & babes are way getting made out with. Today is a day things happen.

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  571. 15 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    even better to climb into someone else's bed with no jammies...

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  572. 15 Jan 2011

    Why is it that I'm so interested in things that make me so mad? Fuck you political science for ruining my life, I'm so glad everyone is dumb

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  573. 15 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 says the man who just RTed H2O.... Still, XrainbowXconnectionX is is sick jam.

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  574. 15 Jan 2011

    Its easy, some people just suck. RT @vanessax52 I don't get people who don't like bane.

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  575. 13 Jan 2011

    You're damn right I like the life I live, cause I went from negative to positive...

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  576. 10 Jan 2011

    Me too bud, me too... Also, such a great record. RT If I want it I'll get it, and you know what, I want it all.

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  577. 10 Jan 2011

    Yo New Haven, where can I get a serious man's haircut in this town? I don't wanna drive far to get my needs met.

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  578. 10 Jan 2011

    Can't believe I forgot to bring home money and drugs when I stopped at my moms for dinner tonight!

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  579. 9 Jan 2011

    Teaching Krav in Stamford Mon. Climbing gym Tues. Kids Krav and climbing boot camp Weds. Teaching Krav in Darien Thurs. Fun week, come hang!

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  580. 9 Jan 2011

    All the fun in this house is being monopolized. Trish is playing Fable III so I have no one to play with nor can I play XBox myself. Hrumph.

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  581. 8 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    Those are not the words of a man of SCIENCE!

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  582. 8 Jan 2011

    Nothing better than being at work with a hurt back, come visit and bring me drugs.

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  583. 7 Jan 2011

    Everybody likes a monkey on a tightrope!!!

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  584. 7 Jan 2011

    Just remember out there today: there is nothing you can do that matters. So have fun and be happy!

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  585. 6 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    I didn't realize having really nasty looking footwear was a disease now, but I'm glad. Uggggghhhhs...

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  586. 6 Jan 2011

    "We're not running the system, we're bombing the system."

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  587. 4 Jan 2011

    Dead up, I'd kill Michael Vick if given the chance and knew I wouldn't do time.

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  588. 4 Jan 2011

    I wonder if dudes would care if I ripped the wings off a flaming bald eagle? Fuck Michael Vick and fuck you if you don't agree. Seriously.

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  589. 1 Jan 2011
    Replying to

    I saluted the general this very evening. He said to say whats up.

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  590. 31 Dec 2010

    I dunno if anything can top 7th grade make out party in my moms basement sneaking champaign and kissing girls, but tonight is trying hard!

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  591. 30 Dec 2010

    There is little I find more satisfying than selling a game I thrifted for $1 for over $100 on EBay. Wish I could do just that for a living.

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  592. 28 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    powerpad 4 eva!

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  593. 28 Dec 2010

    You don't need New Years to make resolutions. Work on bettering yourself and your situations all the time. Do or do not, there is no try!

    2 retweets
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  594. 27 Dec 2010

    Not bringing the XBox to my moms for the holiday has turned out to be a gross misstep.

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  595. 25 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    Sandler got a hobbit hole!

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  596. 25 Dec 2010

    People seem to have forgotten it's Christmas. Wake up jerks!

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  597. 24 Dec 2010

    Spending my Christmas Eve morning playing Secret of Evermore on the SNES. One of the most underrated games of all time. 100% classic.

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  598. 23 Dec 2010

    Last night I dreamt that I was Kobe Bryant and I climbed Mt Everest. I know it must be a dream since Kobe didn't sexually assault anyone.

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  599. 21 Dec 2010

    Continuing my day of extremes; does it get much better than work consisting of just hanging out drinking with quality dudes?

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  600. 21 Dec 2010

    Update fail: yes, the pups are home safe and sound.

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  601. 21 Dec 2010

    If there is a worse feeling than walking out in the yard and discovering your precious pups are missing, then I'm glad I've never felt it.

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  602. 20 Dec 2010

    I think I forgot to tell my body that I finished student teaching and don't need to get up stupid early anymore.Guess I'll go be productive?

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  603. 19 Dec 2010

    This has been a pretty awesome week since weds night. So many friends and good times, and realizing that I don't have to get up tomm rules!

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  604. 18 Dec 2010

    My excitement about finishing student teaching has been swiftly dimmed seeing as how I had to set an alarm and head into work today anyway.

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  605. 17 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    I 100% agree.

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  606. 17 Dec 2010

    Student Teaching: Mission Accomplished!

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  607. 17 Dec 2010

    Best comments upon showing my tattoos to the class: "You look like an Ed Hardy shirt" "You're like a notebook you wrote all over in class"

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  608. 16 Dec 2010

    When I go outside in track pants, on my way to the gym let's say, I always feel like I'm forgetting something important. Like, real pants...

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  609. 16 Dec 2010

    "Those are historical babes..." Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is most righteously a historical film of great significance. Yay school!

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  610. 16 Dec 2010

    Can't decide if it's an insult of compliment that the girls in my class are talking about my "bubble butt"...

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  611. Retweeted
    13 Dec 2010

    If a broadband provider called "Super Racist Puppy Killers" opened in my area, I'd happily switch from Comcast.

    26 retweets 4 likes
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  612. 10 Dec 2010

    Time to fire up the tauntaun so I can ride to work. Fuck Hoth.

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  613. 9 Dec 2010

    "You make me feel so tall, I always want to be this tall..."

    1 retweet
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  614. 7 Dec 2010

    Why is it so much easier to do anything but what you are supposed to?

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  615. 7 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    anamanaguchi is what's up. Be about it!

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  616. 5 Dec 2010

    Our Christmas tree is cooler than yours... Star Wars, X-Men, The Avengers, X Files, Unicorns, Owls, Mario Stars, Dragons, Monsters and more!

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  617. 5 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    I didn't even start mine yet...

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  618. 4 Dec 2010

    Half out means half in, and we all know you are a balls deep dude! RT new blog post "Gay means happy" http://bit.ly/fyHjjs

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  619. 4 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 the fucking parkway exit? You my dear have finally crossed a line with this hahahaha

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  620. 4 Dec 2010

    Taking a break from wrestling with the pups in bed. I hope they didn't roll in anything gross that is now all over my pillow...

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  621. 4 Dec 2010

    Me - "How was work Joy Boy?" // Boy - Mumble mumble // Me - "Did you molest any children?" // Boy - "I'm really tired..."

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  622. 3 Dec 2010

    Does it get any better than the woman you love saying "Hey, over Christmas break do you wanna make a bunch of custom gaming terrain?"

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  623. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2010

    D*con leftovers (prints, dunnys, plush, and clocks) & some old prints up at the shop now http://bit.ly/aidnsF pls RT

    1 retweet
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  624. 2 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    Best! Crashing the van and life still ruling.

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  625. 2 Dec 2010
    Replying to

    Ghost hunting with @vanessax52

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  626. 2 Dec 2010

    Party time! RT @vanessax52 & keeping on our clothes ON in Corpus Christi... unlike &

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  627. 2 Dec 2010

    The worst merch dude ever, young Daniel, throwing enough fireworks at to actually make him mad!

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  628. 2 Dec 2010

    Jumping off stage and smashing a dude cause I (mistakenly) thought he was abusing a turtle.

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  629. 2 Dec 2010

    Yes! Thanks for some of the best RT All these make me realize that I want the same thing at 27 that I did at 18 Tour!

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  630. 1 Dec 2010

    Much as I love roller coasters, when it comes to my emotional state I greatly prefer the Jungle River Cruise to the Matterhorn...

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  631. 1 Dec 2010

    Here is a witty quip to make up for it: This morning is like a horny 14 year old, it came way too soon and leaves me feeling unsatisfied!

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  632. 1 Dec 2010

    I'm so shot that I am thinking it was reasonable to complain about my life on twitter! My lame filter is apparently a few steps behind today

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  633. 1 Dec 2010

    Super excited on my 5 hours of sleep last night and so ready to start my 15 hour day now. Thanks being a grown up!

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  634. 30 Nov 2010

    There are def all manner of things that conspire to bring me down, but all in all life is pretty awesome. I have a lot of people to love.

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  635. 28 Nov 2010

    I would very much prefer to continue staying up late listening to records rather than sensibly going to bed. Fuck you responsibility.

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  636. 28 Nov 2010

    The OMD song Enola Gay makes me think of koala bears. In colorful overalls. Driving little cars and living in houses made of hollow trees...

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  637. 26 Nov 2010

    I'm so lucky to have a wife who not only puts up with all my crazy bullshit but that is also way too good to me and totally awesome herself.

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  638. 26 Nov 2010

    Who pooped on the couch?!?!

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  639. 25 Nov 2010

    Is it considered gauche to drink shots at the Thanksgiving dinner table?

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  640. 24 Nov 2010

    So not stoked on what it means about my current life that I am so stoked on realizing that I don't have to set an alarm for 2 days in a row.

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  641. 24 Nov 2010

    As much as I love the little dude, I'm super stoked the Boy isn't home cause it means I don't have go wear pants to watch a movie.

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  642. 24 Nov 2010

    So Ferris Bueller may be of dubious educational value, but watching the Simpsons thanksgiving episode (& 2 more) today is def 100% learning.

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  643. 23 Nov 2010

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off is an educational film right?

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  644. 22 Nov 2010

    Kinda stoked that despite my weak workout vibe lately, I scored above the 90th percentile on the Wingate anerobic test for college age dudes

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  645. 20 Nov 2010

    "All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way..."

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  646. 19 Nov 2010

    Today I told my students that the one common thread we can learn from history is to never trust white people.

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  647. 18 Nov 2010
    Replying to

    Nothing hotter than immature nerdy babes. Strut that line!

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  648. 17 Nov 2010
    Replying to

    fight gone bad is a day gone good!

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  649. Retweeted
    17 Nov 2010

    We'll donate $0.25 to the Child's Play charity for each of your friends you get to follow http://ow.ly/3bj0g

    200 retweets 1 like
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  650. 17 Nov 2010

    If you are excited/proud of Michael Vick last weekend, fuck you right in the face. I hope that piece of shit gets paralyzed by a linebacker.

    1 retweet
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  651. 16 Nov 2010

    Funny cause it is RT - Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Shits No Longer Worth It

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  652. 15 Nov 2010

    My body is a temple. A temple to Dionysus.

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  653. 13 Nov 2010

    Irish coffee is like the original Four Loco. Old school party vibe...

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  654. 13 Nov 2010

    Vegan soft serve is the best way to cap off a fine breakfast.

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  655. 12 Nov 2010

    Fuck you science for not inventing teleportation yet.

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  656. 11 Nov 2010
    Replying to

    You make grown up money now, feel free to hire me as a life coach. Best job ever?

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  657. 11 Nov 2010

    Sitting around listening to records all morning after getting out of bed late is a great way to spend a day off. Now off to climb...

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  658. 11 Nov 2010

    Seriously unbeatable! Life rules! RT Seriously Good Sex Advice From The Double-Rainbow Guy via

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  659. 10 Nov 2010

    Krav tonight, I did about 25 mins just attacking dudes while they used the skills I taught them. Sometimes I wish I was a worse teacher...

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  660. 10 Nov 2010

    Are furries that dress like ducks called featherys?

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  661. 9 Nov 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 Why's there always gotta be a river? I can't swim!

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  662. 9 Nov 2010

    Cause it's good to be back / Good to be back / super fun / At the movies, drunk and young...

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  663. 8 Nov 2010

    In the battle to dominate our arty walls @DamarakDestroy pulled closer to the current leader today. 7 to 9.

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  664. 8 Nov 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 I wish. First off, he's a busy baby now and hardly ever fights anymore, and second, I'm teaching tonight so he'd not get much.

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  665. 8 Nov 2010

    "IfI could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy." Pussycats rule.

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  666. 8 Nov 2010

    I almost feel sorry for my Krav class tonight; snowy traffic = rage = dudes are getting shredded. Hope you like aggression drills!

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  667. 5 Nov 2010

    I wanna blow coke off Scotty's dick. Metaphorically speaking.

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  668. 5 Nov 2010

    New student given nickname: Ponyboy. I'll take it. Now off to watch a sunset, preferably on a south side.

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  669. 4 Nov 2010

    Watching Josie and the Pussycats in class today. I hope I have a dirty dream about them later. Meeeeeeow!!!!

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  670. 3 Nov 2010

    "mommy and daddy are fighting, better turn on some music real loud..."

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  671. 3 Nov 2010

    Fun timesRT I'm not buying clothes/shoes/bags/makeup for 365 days, let me tell you about it: http://www.proulxsie.com/threadbare/

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  672. 2 Nov 2010
    Replying to

    DobiType 4 eva!!!

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  673. 2 Nov 2010

    Would you rather get murdered or kicked in the nuts? Or do you not care which? They both suck, but one is clearly worse. So I voted... Ugh.

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  674. 1 Nov 2010

    Follow this hilarious anonymous dude!! RT No school tomorrow. I'm staying out late tonight. Real late. Doing nasty things.

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  675. 1 Nov 2010

    After looking it up on urban dictionary, its both hilarious and inappropriate that my apparent new nickname is Matty Mittens. Thanks kids!

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  676. 31 Oct 2010

    I'm pretty sure my Yiayia just said that Vlad the Impaler was totally justified cause he was only brutally torturing and killing Turks... <3

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  677. 31 Oct 2010

    Promise Ring kinda day. I wish I was wearing an ill fitting sweater...

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  678. 31 Oct 2010

    I am awake and I hate it.

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  679. 30 Oct 2010

    Why can't I do whatever I want all the time? - Me "the world is mad constricting" - Chino

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  680. 29 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    get him to take you downtown and ride on some cobblestone streets. Hope he has a waterproof seat!

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  681. 29 Oct 2010

    I would pay a zillion dollars for The Smiths Rock Band.

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  682. 29 Oct 2010

    Dogfish Head pumpkin ale, sitting on the deck under the orange leaves; sometimes life comes correct.

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  683. 27 Oct 2010

    Nothing quite like blasting Hatebreed and beating the fuck out of someone to make your day a whole lot better.

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  684. 27 Oct 2010

    Try to keep up my double rainbow posi vibe but sometimes it seems like all I can see are big black rain clouds covering the world...

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  685. 27 Oct 2010

    Born at 28 weeks addicted to narcotics. Now in high school reading at a 1st grade level...

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  686. 26 Oct 2010

    "I touched her boob..."

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  687. 26 Oct 2010

    I would like to ride a flying unicorn into a volcano of magical love, exploding in a fantastic rainbow of joyous release.

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  688. 26 Oct 2010

    About to watch Mean Girls for an hour and a half. Sometimes school is in fact,cool.

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  689. 25 Oct 2010

    Just finished my work for the night. Now I can go to bed and still be tired tomorrow morning. At least I had a few relaxing hours before...

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  690. 25 Oct 2010

    Seeing grown men cry hits me hard. I love doing weddings for dudes.

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  691. 25 Oct 2010

    Just found out one of my freshman students, one of my favorite students, got shot this weekend. Not killed, but fuck, what a bummer.

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  692. 25 Oct 2010

    "Yo teach, if you had to pick, weed or cigarettes?" Sorry little dudes, I only smoke knowledge and get high on learning.

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  693. 24 Oct 2010

    Truth!! RT The only game where "Rangers vs Giants" makes sense is D&D.

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  694. 23 Oct 2010

    Higher and higher and higher, higher and higher and higher...

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  695. 22 Oct 2010

    There is literally nothing better in the world than great music that moves you.

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  696. 22 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    wear it when we hang out tonight. Cause you know, I'm gonna be trashing in the NYC this evening. Also, it rules.

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  697. 22 Oct 2010

    Getting up when it's dark out still sucks. A lot.

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  698. 21 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    I bet I could throw over a baseball over a bigger mountain.

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  699. 21 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    I absolutely love his old Stax/Motown vibe production stuff, but can't get into too much else. I need to check the new jam.

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  700. 21 Oct 2010

    Watching old Vandals videos on Youtube is sorta like writing lesson plans right?

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  701. 21 Oct 2010

    Do or do not. There is no try.

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  702. 20 Oct 2010

    I feel like a potato on toothpicks. A very sexy potato, but still, bum out city. Can't let this busyness kill my physical vibe!! Focused!

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  703. 20 Oct 2010

    Three weeks in at the school and I think it's now crossed into awkward town to ask where the bathroom is, guess I'll be pissing only at home

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  704. 20 Oct 2010

    Wish I had a professional looking purple shirt. Hopefully talking about why I wish I had one with my classes today makes up for it.

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  705. 19 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 come over. We'll hug and sing positive K. Then treats.

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  706. 18 Oct 2010

    Spent most of my morning reading Can't Stop, Won't Stop. Good morning.

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  707. 17 Oct 2010

    I get tired so early now. Being growed up is lame!

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  708. 17 Oct 2010

    I'm like a dodecahedron. Mad angles!

    1 retweet
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  709. 16 Oct 2010

    When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail!

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  710. 16 Oct 2010

    I want to drink from the fountain of life till I die from water poisoning. Or choke on someone's wish...

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  711. 16 Oct 2010

    Heroes get remembered, but legends never die...

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  712. 15 Oct 2010

    I think I may have over estimated my ability to do everything all the time. Gonna keep trying though...

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  713. 15 Oct 2010

    When did I become Homer Simpson?

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  714. 15 Oct 2010

    Empire state of mind...

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  715. 15 Oct 2010

    School is for nerds. Lucky me!

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  716. 14 Oct 2010

    Just cause you're older doesn't mean you are any better!

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  717. 14 Oct 2010

    Adults need to get off their high horse and realize that teen romantic entanglements are just as serious as whatever bullshit you are up to.

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  718. 14 Oct 2010

    Saves the Day and Lifetime all dayyyyy

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  719. 13 Oct 2010

    Exactly ten years ago I broke my neck. Crazy.

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  720. Retweeted
    13 Oct 2010

    PARTY TIP: Learn to laugh at everything. Life is ridiculous in the most extreme way, and that calls for hardcore partying.

    1,343 retweets 272 likes
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  721. 13 Oct 2010

    Some weirdo is gonna say that Chino helped with his radio show in like 5 mins! Get on the WFAN.com and listen to real sports talk James Ward

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  722. 13 Oct 2010

    Why is it that every news story about Tyler Clementi has to mention that he was taped having sex WITH A MAN before he killed himself?

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  723. 13 Oct 2010

    I like teaching as an idea but this is kinda demoralizing. Maybe I can get a job as a unicorn trainer...

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  724. 13 Oct 2010

    Watching kids take the PSAT is almost as boring as taking it yourself. Where's the unicorn express...

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  725. 13 Oct 2010

    Can't slow down.

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  726. 11 Oct 2010

    You take the good, you take the bad, you take em both and then you have, the facts of Matt, the facts of Matt! I really rule/suck.

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  727. 11 Oct 2010

    Def bummed out that I can't ride around on a flying unicorn all day, but super stoked on my wife & dogs & best buds & life sitch overall.

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  728. 11 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    @NinjaBotStore I had no time to look around (working for D&D) and couldn't find you anyway in the sea of tiny outfits and pervy creepers.

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  729. 7 Oct 2010

    NYC people!! Get at me, I'm down for the weekend for let's hang!

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  730. 6 Oct 2010

    Kinda redic to say the deaf girl needs to work on her listening in class on the midterm reports... Teaching is kinda hilarious.

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  731. 6 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    and I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about!

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  732. 6 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    But can we get an shirt at ??? I don't want to support the man's postal system of oppression! I demand real life sales

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  733. 6 Oct 2010

    Nothing says "ready to learn" like getting up before the sun...

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  734. 4 Oct 2010

    So during my prep period today I booked interviews with two of the main Ultramarines movie dudes at New York Comiccon. Life is silly.

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  735. 3 Oct 2010
    Replying to

    Because in elementary school some kid pissed them off, they have to go around pissing in everyone's Cheerios. Circle of life!

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  736. 3 Oct 2010

    Super stoked it only took one day of being around filthy school children to get me sick. I give you knowledge and you give me leprosy. Thnx!

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  737. 2 Oct 2010

    New life goal: poop off the top of a mountain.

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  738. 1 Oct 2010

    A nice big fuck you Friday to mother nature for totally ruining my day.

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  739. 30 Sep 2010

    Also... http://teamloter.com/teach/ I will be dropping knowledge there too.

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  740. 30 Sep 2010

    I hope New Haven's youth are ready to learn really fucking hard tomorrow.

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  741. 30 Sep 2010

    Trish's flat tire is deflating my morning. Whamp Whamp

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  742. 29 Sep 2010

    And unicorns.

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  743. 29 Sep 2010

    I would have a lot of "adult" photos... RT I wish I could develop film from my imagination.

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  744. 27 Sep 2010

    Somebody just pissed the bed. It wasn't me or Trish. Bonus points for hitting my pillow too...

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  745. 26 Sep 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 is "veggie heaven" the new slang for mega boning down on a tropical beach? Cause thats where you need to be right now Mrs C!

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  746. 26 Sep 2010
    Replying to

    Trashing at @vanessax52 's wedding was a lot more fun before I had to get up at 7:30 this morning...

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  747. 25 Sep 2010

    Why are jeans so thick!?!?!

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  748. 25 Sep 2010

    So super stoked on I'm running some D&D events and also prerelease Gamma World stuff!!! NYC people come hang and nerd down with me.

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  749. 25 Sep 2010

    LOVE IT!!! RT new piece I finished.. new direction as well hope you enjoy! http://flic.kr/p/8BRJHY

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  750. 23 Sep 2010

    I'm voting for in the Top Contest! http://votejet.com/YMEO7BcBwk

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  751. 22 Sep 2010

    Running Wilde is AMAZING! Fans of Arrested Development need to get on that jam with a quickness.

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  752. 22 Sep 2010

    Nothing gets me more excited than spending 500 bucks to fix a shitter I don't even shit in. Yay for homeownership.

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  753. 21 Sep 2010

    So is it productive, lame or both that I spent most of my afternoon before work writing a 1500 word review of the new D&D boardgame?

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  754. 21 Sep 2010

    Quick text message review from a new listener... "Those were some funny ass dudes!" Keep spreading the word! http://mbmbam.com

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  755. 20 Sep 2010

    The only recipe I know is seeds!

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  756. 16 Sep 2010

    I took the bio pic on the newly revamped www.yosielllorenzo.com

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  757. 14 Sep 2010

    I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West.

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  758. 14 Sep 2010

    What I meant to say was, I'm not wasting my A list material on you jerks.

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  759. 14 Sep 2010

    If more people followed me, maybe I'd say more interesting stuff...

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  760. Retweeted
    13 Sep 2010

    New blog posting, Pass the Pigs, Crochet Version - http://tinyurl.com/3x2foq8

    1 retweet
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  761. Retweeted
    13 Sep 2010

    TOO DOPE RADIO V14 - AVAILABLE NOW // SUBSCRIBE TODAY www.toodoperadio.com

    1 retweet
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  762. 13 Sep 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 here's four more 1. Relax 2. Stop giving a fuck 3. Say fuck you to all the haters 4. Enjoy life and your dude

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  763. 12 Sep 2010

    Having so many awesomely creative and talented friends is super inspiring yet frustrating cause I never feel like I do enough.

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  764. 10 Sep 2010

    Worst thing I've ever said: Maybe we can ask for a Dyson this Christmas...

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  765. 6 Sep 2010

    Up to $4,000 in Halo Reach prizes are up for grabs in the CAG Wheel of Halo Contest! http://cag.vg/ak

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  766. 1 Sep 2010

    Does it get any better than the first two Weezer records (and the demo/unreleased tracks from the same era)?

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  767. 30 Aug 2010

    Fake Stan Lee is the greatest!!!! http://bit.ly/c5DCvQ

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  768. 29 Aug 2010

    Last night I dreamt that the devil burst out of the Vatican and chased me with a pilar of fire for doing so many gay marriages. Fuck him.

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  769. 27 Aug 2010

    "Fuck You" (via ) -- Love it.

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  770. 27 Aug 2010
    Replying to

    @vanessax52 sexaphones on the other hand, are the clarion call of the gods!

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  771. 26 Aug 2010

    Looks like PAX East needs to step up its game!! RT This is not a penny arcade sanctioned event http://bit.ly/9q8CL8

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  772. 25 Aug 2010

    I've come to realize that I generally dig and play a lot more XBLA games than full retail these days. I dunno if that's good, bad or neither

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  773. 24 Aug 2010

    Witty quip.

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  774. 24 Aug 2010
    Replying to

    Sounds like someone just got a ticket to the bone zone

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  775. 23 Aug 2010

    Who leaves their car running over night in the driveway? Oh, apparently I do. I'm too busy thinking about more important things. Like pie.

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  776. 21 Aug 2010

    And you should too! RT just bought a sundae from @projectdetonate ... not edible though!!

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  777. Retweeted
    20 Aug 2010

    This is the full 83-track Rock Band 3 setlist http://bit.ly/9vdwfT

    25 retweets 6 likes
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  778. 19 Aug 2010

    I love working at the climbing gym.

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  779. 18 Aug 2010
    Replying to

    I feel like I'm faking it with pretty much everything I do. The more "serious", the more I feel like I'm just tricking people.

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  780. 9 Aug 2010

    It's tough to go back to regular life after almost a week of WBC craziness... no one is drunk or yelling anywhere near me, is everyone dead?

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  781. Retweeted
    30 Jul 2010

    MOVING SALE paintings & customs in the shop %50 off use code RELOCATE until Aug 22nd http://tinyurl.com/276y2ow Pls RT

    4 retweets
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  782. 28 Jul 2010

    Museums, Miya's, gaming, grilling and Rita's. All with some awesome buds. A perfect summer day.

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  783. Retweeted
    28 Jul 2010

    Video tour: Joystiq app for iPhone, iPod Touch http://bit.ly/cqYmVE

    1,620 retweets 159 likes
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  784. 27 Jul 2010

    "Until a man is 25, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world."

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  785. Retweeted
    23 Jul 2010

    I hope you like A New Standard of Internet Civility: Choose Joy http://bit.ly/9wz0uB

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  786. 22 Jul 2010

    Throughout my day I make all sorts of witty observations to myself that I'm too lazy/forgetful to post about. But trust me, they are great.

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  787. 21 Jul 2010

    As much as I don't like Philly I would very much like to return to the warm embrace of it's quality eateries and most excellent friendships.

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  788. 20 Jul 2010
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    NYC was doing that years ago...

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  789. 17 Jul 2010
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    I had some softserve with my breakfast. It ruled.

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  790. 15 Jul 2010
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    I (or Trish) would have hooked up a ride if you needed it. Later tweets make it look like you got one? I hope so.

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  791. 12 Jul 2010
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    we picked pounds(!) of them last week. 2 bucks a pound, and crazy delicious. Summer rulz

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  792. 25 Jun 2010
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    100 yard challenge still stands. 96 mph, def not on the agenda.

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  793. 25 Jun 2010

    I didn't realize how much I missed working at Go Vertical till I got stoked on the smell of shoe spray and chalk behind the counter tonight.

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  794. 25 Jun 2010
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    I bet I could throw that fast across a football field.

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  795. 25 Jun 2010
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    You got those "other" photos yet?

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  796. 23 Jun 2010

    This is a lazy day. Summer rules.

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  797. 15 Jun 2010

    Snoopy XBLA game is better than whatever else it is you are playing now. You should get it.

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  798. 9 Jun 2010
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    Fit rules! Which did you get? I got the sport.

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  799. 6 Jun 2010
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    you forgot apple car enthusiast.

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  800. 2 Jun 2010
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    we've been cable tv free for a year now. It rules. Hulu, netflix and playon through the xbox is what's up.

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  801. 27 May 2010
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    worst minus the awesomest two hours maybe

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  802. 26 May 2010
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    lucky! We finally have a sink again after about 6 weeks. Still not done though.

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  803. 23 May 2010
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    I told chino you should come hang, but it seems you did not.

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  804. 16 May 2010

    It's a great day to punch someone in the face. Hope I give more than I get.

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  805. 11 May 2010
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    if nothing else at least your ass will smell better

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  806. 11 May 2010
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    more likely that he showed you wrong since I only taught him how to do it a few days ago. Come hang and I can show you right.

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  807. 7 May 2010
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    BLOOD red!!!!

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  808. 3 May 2010
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    at least he's got great taste in friends and broads

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  809. 30 Apr 2010

    It's always sunny in boner city.

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  810. 29 Apr 2010

    World's sexiest vegan and now world's sexiest workspace? Does this mean will stop working in a few years? Still love em thoug

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  811. 29 Apr 2010

    Here is my fav ! Great design & organization at . RT this to enter to win an Apple iPad too! http://j.mp/9Uz1wD

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  812. 29 Apr 2010

    Best thing ever? http://supermariocrossover.com/

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  813. 26 Apr 2010

    Rather than work on my paper due tomorrow morning, I'm digging deep into issues of surfer localism and violence... oh internet.

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  814. 26 Apr 2010

    Love it! RT MBMBaM #03 is the first podcast with the guts to ask the big question: "How's Your Walnut?" http://bit.ly/cX7hWk

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  815. 25 Apr 2010
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    not gross if you put maple syrup on it

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  816. 21 Apr 2010

    Having a gamer wife is pretty awesometown until she starts hogging the XBox for extended Dragon Age play. Maybe go slap her with my weiner?

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  817. 21 Apr 2010
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    Good thing I didn't get to say hey at PAX since the word on the internets is your voice makes people want to punch your face.

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  818. 16 Apr 2010

    RT Left 4 Dead 2's 'The Passing' rolls into town next week http://bit.ly/akPRhk Hot dish!

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  819. 16 Apr 2010

    Perfect pup couldn't last forever... Dookie by the door!

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  820. 15 Apr 2010

    I ace tests like the Red Baron

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  821. 14 Apr 2010
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    @projectdetonate jesu split with envy is where it's at

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  822. 14 Apr 2010

    Cats are sleeping with dogs! I'm tweeting, from a iPhone no less!

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